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He called his cat and said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff." </span></a></div><div> </div><div><a href="http://groups.fropki.com/" rel="nofollow" style="text-decoration: none;" target="_blank"><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: medium;">Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies. </span></a></div><div> </div><div><a href="http://groups.fropki.com/" rel="nofollow" style="text-decoration: none;" target="_blank"><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: medium;">Everyone agreed that was good. </span></a></div><div> </div><div><a href="http://groups.fropki.com/" rel="nofollow" style="text-decoration: none;" target="_blank"><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: medium;">But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, "Measure, do your stuff." </span></a></div><div> </div><div><a href="http://groups.fropki.com/" rel="nofollow" style="text-decoration: none;" target="_blank"><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: medium;">Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop </span></a></div><div> </div><div><a href="http://groups.fropki.com/" rel="nofollow" style="text-decoration: none;" target="_blank"><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: medium;">into the glass. </span></a></div><div> </div><div><a href="http://groups.fropki.com/" rel="nofollow" style="text-decoration: none;" target="_blank"><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: medium;">Everyone agreed that was pretty good. </span></a></div><div> </div><div><a href="http://groups.fropki.com/" rel="nofollow" style="text-decoration: none;" target="_blank"><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: medium;">Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, "What can your cat do?" </span></a></div><div> </div><div><a href="http://groups.fropki.com/" rel="nofollow" style="text-decoration: none;" target="_blank"><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: medium;">The Government Employee called his cat and said, "CoffeeBreak, do your stuff." </span></a></div><div> </div><div><a href="http://groups.fropki.com/" rel="nofollow" style="text-decoration: none;" target="_blank"><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: medium;">Coffee Break jumped to his feet....... </span></a></div><div> </div><div><a href="http://groups.fropki.com/" rel="nofollow" style="text-decoration: none;" target="_blank"><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: medium;">ate the cookies..... ... </span></a></div><div> </div><div><a href="http://groups.fropki.com/" rel="nofollow" style="text-decoration: none;" target="_blank"><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: medium;">drank the milk........ </span></a></div><div> </div><div><a href="http://groups.fropki.com/" rel="nofollow" style="text-decoration: none;" target="_blank"><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: medium;">shat on the paper....... </span></a></div><div> </div><div><a href="http://groups.fropki.com/" rel="nofollow" style="text-decoration: none;" target="_blank"><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: medium;">screwed the other three cats........ </span></a></div><div> </div><div><a href="http://groups.fropki.com/" rel="nofollow" style="text-decoration: none;" target="_blank"><span style="color: black; font-family: Arial; font-size: medium;">claimed he injured his back while doing so....... </span></a></div><div> </div><a href="http://groups.fropki.com/" rel="nofollow" style="text-decoration: none;" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: Arial;"> <div><br /><span style="color: black; font-size: medium;">filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions.. ..... </span></div><div> </div><div><br /><span style="color: black; font-size: medium;">put in for Workers Compensation. ......... .....and</span></div><div> </div><div><span style="color: black; font-size: medium;">went home for the rest of the day on sick leave....... ..... </span></div><div> </div><div><span style="color: black; font-size: medium;">AND THAT, MY FRIEND IS WHY EVERYONE WANTS TO WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT!!</span></div></span></a></span></span> <br /><br /></td> </tr><tr> <td colspan="3"><hr /></td> </tr><tr> </tr><tr> <td class="Border-hidden" style="background-color: white;"><br /><Last 2 2></td> <td align="center" class="Border-hidden" style="background-color: white; width: 300px;" valign="top"><br /><Last 2></td> <td class="Border-hidden" style="background-color: white;"><br /><Last 2></td>    </tr><tr> <td colspan="3"><hr /></td> </tr><tr> </tr><tr> <td class="Border-hidden" colspan="3" style="background-color: white; height: 2px;"><br /><br /><b><u> Popular Links</u></b><br /><ul><li><b> <a href="http://collectionofemails.blogspot.com/2008/08/air-hostesses-from-around-world.html"> Air Hostesses From Around The World</a><br /></b></li><li><b> <a href="http://collectionofemails.blogspot.com/2009/10/village-in-hollandwith-no-roads-at-all.html"> Village In Holland With No Roads At All</a></b><br /></li><li> <a href="http://collectionofemails.blogspot.com/search/label/Sardar%20Jokes"> Sardar Jokes </a><br /></li><li> <a href="http://collectionofemails.blogspot.com/2010/01/i-cannot-live-without-you.html"> I Cannot Live Without You</a><br /></li><li> <a href="http://collectionofemails.blogspot.com/2009/12/top-weirdest-keyboards-ever.html"> The Top Weirdest Keyboards ever</a><br /></li><li> <b><a href="http://collectionofemails.blogspot.com/2009/03/it-happens-only-in.html"> It Happens Only In</a></b><br /></li><li> <a href="http://collectionofemails.blogspot.com/search/label/Girl%20vs%20Boy"> Girl vs Boy </a><br /></li><li> <b><a href="http://collectionofemails.blogspot.com/2008/09/siruvani-40-kms-from-palakkad-beautiful.html"> Siruvani 40 kms From Palakkad</a></b><br /></li><li> <a href="http://collectionofemails.blogspot.com/search/label/Romantic"> Romantic</a><br /><br /></li></ul></td> </tr></tbody> </table>

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